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conseshing

Conseshing is the Contining or the continuance of smoking weed or drinking for an extended period of time.
Hey man I'm just going to Consesh a couple green bowls
Hey I'll be inside after I'm done Conseshing these shots
by Sapanoid January 27, 2017
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confuding

When your brain be so confused you can't think straight to even remember your own name, who you are as a person, or your time period.
Matt: Dude, Inception was so confuding I thought I drove a carriage here and best friend was named Winston when I walked out of the theater.
Winston: 'Tis jolly. Let's go ride home
by GooeyGrownMan June 6, 2023
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Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010
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Confurting

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.
Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry
by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019
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Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit
Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"
by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020
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Confustigated

A cross between confused and fucked up.
i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??
by Sir E. Brum April 26, 2005
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confustigating

if you are confused you are confustigating
this homework is so confustigating
by 2 girls February 11, 2003
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