cokehead

A term used when your roomate named Jessica V. steals your shoes for profit

Jessica V is a cokehead

by Precious April 29, 2003

conheady

The best family name to exist

This was written by paddy Conheady

Fucking hell I wish I was a Conheady

by Paddstar June 2, 2021

Cokehead

A person who loves cocaine more than their significant other, more than their baby children , more than having their teeth, and more than sunshine and rainbows because using coke has slammed their brain’s dopamine receptors so hard that the pleasure from normal activities is no longer even registered.

The cokehead told his beautiful, pregnant girlfriend to go home when he saw his nasty sister-in-law lay out four lines of coke on the kitchen table. What a cokehead.

by Lligrac46 August 19, 2022

barbarian cone head

A barbarian cone head is when a traffic cone is used as a battering ram up one's anus so violently, when pulled out covered in shit and blood, the cone is put on the victims head and left to dribble whilst he/she is tied up in a fritzel like dungeon/basement.

I love giving barbarian cone head treatment to my wife every sunday evening after eating a cock meat sandwich with plenty of home made mayonnaise....

by Filthy santa January 1, 2011

cokehead

Coke was so plentiful in the 80's that it seemed like e'erybody became a cokehead or a convict or both.

Stay away from them stockbrokers, playa. They a buncha damn cokeheads.

by buddhablaze January 28, 2003

conkhead

A complete idiot, used in much the same way as "cockhead"

How dare you bite me, you little conkhead!

by fwe22 July 23, 2006

conhead

The term for anyone who opposes the Australian neo-Nazi movement, the 'United Patriots Front' and their affiliates. Conheads generally have read a book, can speak coherent sentences, at a regular cadence.

I haven't pounded enough weights to know where the term came from or understand its significance, but if you happen to be into protein powders and shrunken testicles you may do.

That conhead understands the English language, I understand no-one except the English people, therefore we have something in common after all.

by witless January 29, 2016