coning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

by asupernothing May 27, 2004

Conely

Feeling horny or in the mood.

Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely

by J December 19, 2003

cones

a woman’s breast ( slang ) (usually used in the plural)

That bitch Pamela shur got some big fake cones.

by Tyler Durden June 29, 2003

coning

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

by 2444 July 09, 2005

cone

Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.

The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser

by Ratty's World July 14, 2006

coning

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

by Dr. Conehead November 11, 2011

Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."

by derpsalot August 31, 2010