great compromise

to be a male and agree to have a threesome with a girl and another guy

Dude last night i great compromised and it was kinda weird.

by metsfan69 June 9, 2010

Compromise

a. A settlement of differences in which each side makes concessions.
b. The result of such a settlement.
2. Something that combines qualities or elements of different things: The incongruous design is a compromise between high tech and early American.
3. A concession to something detrimental or pejorative: a compromise of morality.

A bitches rash concept of getting what they want from guys through manipulation. They expect you, the man, to compromise personal decisions and deceive you from the warning signs.

by Capt.Salties June 24, 2011

Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

by anon182 August 27, 2012

compromising

Doing shit for someone awesome because you're a piece of shit. Stop being a little bitch and do it.

Mel: No you owe me $100 not $80 and a box of condoms.

Lil' Marco: Oh come on, its all about compromising.

Mel: Oh alright. I did need a box of condoms anyway.

by LilyShitFace April 28, 2015

Missouri compromise

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

compromanipulated

when a mutual decision has been made as a result of a compromised manipulation or a manipulated compromise

My wife and I compromanipulated the other day when I wanted to go to the game, but in efforts to keep me home my wife offered to cook me my favorite meal and cozy up to my favorite movie (manipulation) so I decided to stay home instead (compromise).

by LBRocker February 4, 2018