Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.
Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?
Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious
Bill: um ok
Steve: I win
Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?
Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious
Bill: um ok
Steve: I win
by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
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by charlemagne March 5, 2014
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Psychological / neurological condition.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."
You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."
Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?
Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?
Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts
by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011
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- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor
1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor
1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
by Roger Miles January 21, 2015
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When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.
“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”
by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018
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Person 2: Yeah we are really Competitionable people
Person 2: Yeah we are really Competitionable people
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