Cowmicide

When one cow kills another, it is called Cowmicide. Similar to homicide.... but it involves cows.

Friend: I wonder why cows don't come near this part of the fence, maybe there was a murder.
Me: Like a cow killing another cow?
Friend: Yeah bro, cowmicide.

by TitoLeche October 14, 2012

Comprocide

A combination of the words "Compromise" and "Homicide"

The act of deeply engaging and interacting in begging or pleading behavior to be excused for one's act of murder.

The accused's extreme act of comprocide granted him a lesser sentence for the murder of his comrade.

by Plastic Poppin March 13, 2019

Commfidence

"Commfidence (noun): The ability to communicate effectively and confidently in any situation. It involves having the skills to express yourself clearly and with impact, build strong relationships, and lead with conviction. Commfidence is crucial for success in both personal and professional life and is a highly sought after trait in today's fast-paced world."

"John's commfidence shines through in every conversation he has, making him a natural leader and an inspiring speaker."

by ConfidenceCoach February 9, 2023

commondeer

To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.

During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

commondear

To remove a particular adorable cutie from da dating pool and designate her as a "public chick" whom everyone can love and cuddle wif, but who may not be "snatched up" for an exclusive relationship by any individual bachelor.

Neighborhood grandmas have traditionally been "old maid" individuals --- i.e., they have never been married --- and so I wonder if some of them started out as commondeared teenagers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Comcide

The act of assisting or persuading a person into committing suicide. The ethics behind comcide vary widely between those using it in a medical field as opposed to those using comcide with evil intentions. Often times, this may occur when a person pressures someone else to kill them.

"That individual is comcidal and should not be trusted with means of unsupervised access to electronic communications."
"Suicide by cop could be considered a comcide."

by Corvus113 August 13, 2023

commodecibel

The sound(s) people make when in a stall in a public restroom to let you know they are there

So I walk into the airport restroom and the dude coughs, his commodecibel, to let me know he’s there

by P Negnar March 20, 2024