Communist

A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.

Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.

Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?

Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C

by Some random dude somewhere January 4, 2021

Communist-Nazi

Something that would make no sense, because a Communist is to the left and a Nazi is to the right, like saying "Democrat-Republican" it just makes no sense. That would make a person the mortal enemy of him/her self

Awkdi Rambjj Grkkmn Tok makes more sense than Communist-Nazi.

by aquails April 10, 2004

communist

How old people in Alabama and possibly in other Southern states insult younger people.

My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.

by Avie September 28, 2005

Communist

A title used by members of the political party that is the furthest to the left. A communist believes that the means of production and the fruits of production should be owned and granted to the workers. (Ex. Factory workers producing snow-globes should jointly own the factory and receive all the profit from the snow-globes that are sold, then divided equitably among the workers). The philosophy of communism arose from a man named Karl Marx who lived in the monarchist Germany in the mid-1800s. Europe was home to many unfair societies at the time, where there were a few rich, (the bourgeoisie) and the rest of society were poor, abused, laborers. Karl Marx advocated destroying the rich aristocracy in favor a country filled with only laborers who governed themselves and everybody was equal, socially and financially.

John believes that he and his fellow coal miners should get the foreman fired and proclaim ownership over the mine and should receive all the profits from the coal's sale, and then share it equitably with his fellows. John is a communist.

by Who the hell cares? May 20, 2010

Comerised

When one eats so much food that one is unable to move. This is usually in conjunction with the use of marijuana edibles.

We ate so many pot edibles, we were comerised and unable to get off the couch

by Lisamd88 January 21, 2017

coverist

coverist — a shorter version for the occupation ‘cover artist’.

cover artist = coverist

P1: Hey, man. What’s you say your occupation is?

P2: I’m a coverist! That’s short for cover artist.

by badumtssss January 31, 2019

Communist Elmo

He’s the evil brother of Elmo & he’s is more powerful than Joseph Stalin & Vladimir Putin. Communist Elmo wears a communist hat & have a thick Slavic accent.

Communist elmo is going to dance... za Rodinu (for the motherland)

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019