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colon cowgirl

(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.
That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.
by Philosophical123 April 21, 2010
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Colonial Decision

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.
Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.
by EileenJo January 28, 2013
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Colin Robinsoned

v. To have the energy drained out of you, as in Colin Robinson the energy vampire, a character on FX’s “What We Do in the Shadows” TV series.
Dude, I was totally Colin Robinsoned in that staff meeting today.
by Ferndb December 11, 2020
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Colon Yodel

A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.
I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.
by luckymike January 18, 2008
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Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
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Dirty Colin

When a person with the name Colin gives you the big 22 foot shlong
Tina:how was your date with Colin

Jessica:OMG I GOT THE DIRTY COLIN
by Sksks June 16, 2019
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