colosseum curtains

An extra long foreskin.

His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.

by SmiffySmiffy November 26, 2017

Cockstrument

An instrument played with a man's penis.

He whipped down his pants to play that cockstrument, creating a musical work of art.

by Padan80 July 30, 2018

Colostomy

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.

Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.

by Achafai June 21, 2019

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Colostral

Colostral Means your under something but also sneaking

i /Colostral/ed under the _______.

by JeansLoveJeans November 27, 2020

Colostomy bag

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition

Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021

Coletrumble

Coming out of, or coming from, depending on the context. Can be metaphorical or literal. Technically could replace the word "said" in very specific circumstances.

The cold water coletrumbled the faucet into the blue kettle.

by The Insult Man September 14, 2022