Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

Colon Whiskers

The wiry, tangly, pubic hair surrounding the balloon knot

I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.

I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.

by Elliot Lauris Marie September 1, 2018

colon cowboy

A derogatory term for a homosexual

Whoa look at those two on the bed, Yeah hes a colon cowboy and so is he.

by [e-mail] March 7, 2008

colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.

That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006

D colon

D colon stands for an emoji
"D:"
It's usually used when a person wants to express their dissapointment or an unhappy astonichment.

No! we gotta dip the Yoshi! That's a D colon!

by SagiriHimoto May 30, 2022