coronavirus

stay safe kids. wash yah hands. brush yah teeth. carry hand sanitizer w/ you wherever you go. practice good hygiene. shower everyday. dont be making out w/ y’all’s significant others.

eg; “oml, he’s got the coronavirus! stay away. he needs to be quarantined!”

“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”

by missboujee💦🤤💸 March 5, 2020

Cowonavirus

A disease similar to the corona virus, but way worse. Basically makes you speak with “owo” or “uwu”

Guy 1: Hey what’s up Jim!
Jim:Hewwo! How awe youw dowing?
Guy 1: Jim why are you speaking like that
Jim:I have the cowonavirus UwU
Guy 1: oh god oh fuck

by A-Christian-That-Isnt-Religous March 12, 2020

Coronavirus Tour

College kids traveling around the country with $20 flights knowing that coronavirus for their demographic just means the sniffles so they aren’t risking much. Online college courses mean that they can study from anywhere

For our next stop on the Coronavirus Tour, let’s mob Florida or maybe Rhinebeck

by chxndler March 14, 2020

Coronavirus

A shittyass virus who put us here today and e fuckin quarantined

"Coronavirus is coming wheres your facemasks !?"

by Ya.tu.sabe.the 3 May 2, 2020

coronavirusaur

A dinosaur that survived the meteor, but then later caught COVID-19.

Wear a mask before you end up like the coronavirusaur.

by apapapapapapapap September 25, 2020

coronavirus

a virus that started from china, and is a serious problem that crashed the economy

person 1: oh no, i got the coronavirus
person 2: oh no

by kyrian247 April 13, 2021

The Coronavirus Is a Black Swan

When the coronavirus is a once-in-a-lifetime event, especially for those who never went through the pain and suffering of a world war, or experienced a pandemic, which killed millions of people.

Like the 9/11 terrorist attack, the coronavirus is a black swan that caught the world unprepared—a “known unknown” that world leaders failed to predict, which occurred sooner than later.

by Fasters April 2, 2020