coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 1, 2003

Codulate

The act of playing Call of Duty with your friends.

George - "Yo bro lets go Codulate"
Jose - "Ok in like 10 minutes"

by houssizzle January 3, 2010

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

copulate

to have illicit intercourse with a serving police officer

sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

by Falcon4 December 24, 2008