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Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.
I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.
by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009
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penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
by syrecia February 10, 2008
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Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).
"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."
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Cootorial

I slid my hand down between her warm thighs and start to caress her cootorial area.
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"I'm a choctoroon and I'm offended by your statement."
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Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do
Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it
by Stitch276 October 28, 2020
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Cocto

A really slutty girl known for taking on many men
That there is a cocto. If she had 8 arms she would be holding 8 cocks just like a cocktopuss
by SonOfGatz April 3, 2021
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