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Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster
"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"
by Kova1203 January 19, 2022
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CockWomble

That Graham Cottee is a total CockWomble
by slsbrooks June 13, 2018
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Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices
Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.
by Amme13 November 7, 2021
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Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.
"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
by Grooveyard February 11, 2022
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cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.
You're such a cockmongle!
by The Akid June 24, 2009
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King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.
I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.
by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016
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