cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011

cockfart

to expell wind from your penis!

To blow in a chick's face.

by Mathew Simpson April 1, 2003

cockwarmer

these furry creatures are usually found strapped on and ready for cockwarming under desks.

Being the furry cockwarmer that taylor is, she crawled underneath my desk for some soothing cock comfort.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009

Cockfart

Cockfart (cock - fart) is a term used to describe a bad dad or dad figure.

My dad abandoned us kids after he said he was running to the store real quick. What a cockfart! Do you know any cockfarts?

by jay Streetereater October 14, 2009

cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

Cocktart

(Noun.) a dick sooooo juicy it makes all the nogbas at the party ejaculate their mf pants dog. He gin’ jiz gonna make me act up and do something I’m gonna regret. Might fuck around and suck a nogbas girthy nigba shmeat.

Man: MO say he gonna go on jail named and he’s gots a cocktart

by KG&GB May 18, 2021