Cockturnal

Someone who only jerks off at night

"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"

by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

Cockusbockus

Cockusbockus, a term in a short phrase called “cockusbockus.”

“Cockusbockus i put it in the sockus”
“I take out my glockus to shoot it at a-“
“Bro…?”
“…”

by Cockusbockus November 12, 2021

cockushiboo

sometimes cockushibos vids make me laugh my fucking ass off that i fall down ym chair and i bleed my head once i fall down either way i love my friends!! 😋 (cockushibo if ur reading this pls stop making me suffer with these rengoku donut jokes 💔)

"DUDE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD "
"i fell off my chair after laughing to hard at one of my friend cockushiboo's videos 💔"

by dnfdeeznutsforever❤ July 14, 2022

Cooktusfuck

Cooked As Fuck

A term typically used to describe a level of high at such strength and ferocity that cannot be described in any other fashion.
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.

"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"

by PlsGuban March 16, 2015

cockussy

Idk some guy on tiktok said it and i was like what is that so i googled it didnt find non so i go to urban dictionary because i know alla the freaky stuff are explained here but i find nothing again so here i am

-What is cockussy?
-idk

by NOT the FAMOUS biologist January 27, 2022

cockpush

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush

-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush

by Archit April 5, 2008

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003