1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.
Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.
Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.
Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."
by Billy December 31, 2003
Get the cock tease mug.A cocktease is a girl that makes a guy horny, but never goes further than that becuase she is:
A) A girl that knows that a good time does not have to end in your bed.
B) Somebody that is spontaneous and friendly to everybody causing weak guys to be under the false and desperate impression that she wants more than friendship.
A) A girl that knows that a good time does not have to end in your bed.
B) Somebody that is spontaneous and friendly to everybody causing weak guys to be under the false and desperate impression that she wants more than friendship.
Tom: wow this girl is so fucking HOT. She danced with me, kissed me on the cheek, shared a drink, even let me rub her back.
Mike: She totally wants you dude!
Tom: Hey baby want to go back to my place for coffee?
Girl: Fuck off creep!
Mike: What a cock tease!
Tom: Yah!
Mike: She totally wants you dude!
Tom: Hey baby want to go back to my place for coffee?
Girl: Fuck off creep!
Mike: What a cock tease!
Tom: Yah!
by thegirlwhohasbeenthereanddonethat March 31, 2008
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A chick who will turn you on until you make the first move and then abrubtly turn you down, just so she can put you on her remuse of "guy's she could fuck if she really wanted to".
by funkynut October 2, 2005
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Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008
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Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.
by abovetherain March 14, 2017
Get the cockheaded imbecile mug.When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.
by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019
Get the Cocktazed mug.A psuedonym given by a rejected suitor to woman who he considers to be extrodinarily physically desirable, genuinely nice, extremely laid-back cool, completely comfortable with ALL she is including, but not limited to, her sexuality, and doesn't hold it back or tone it down for anyone. She doesn't buy into the concept that just because she makes a guy think about hittin her she is somehow obligated to give it up.
I can't believe that muthafucka thought he was tappin this just because I been hangin with him lately. I mean shit, I like him, but I don't wanna fuck him. I thought he said I was, "almost like one of the boyz".
by eargazzyum July 5, 2005
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