cockface

Someone who's face sprouts a phallice.

The legendary Cockface roams the countryside.

by Carol Furlato October 16, 2003

cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.

I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!

by lunch21 January 21, 2007

cocknacho

The word "Cocknacho" has two forms:

It can be used as an insultive noun to describe a person or thing that one finds displeading.

It can also be used as an adjective. (rarely)

Noun: "Man....Jared is such a cocknacho."

Adjective: "Jesus, Jared, that was a pretty cocknacho thing to do."

by jackboots November 10, 2004

cocktale

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

by cocktaler January 2, 2011

cockface

an arrogant prick or someone who enjoys the cock

1. damnit, hes such a cockface

2. i heard bobby's a cockface

by ... May 17, 2003

cockroaches

Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"

"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)

by Gp06 February 12, 2004

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008