cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cockman

Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.

"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"

by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful

you are such a cockmongor!

by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003

CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.

That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!

by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008