Cocklan is a slang word/name for Lachlan. aka...... THE PUNISHER, his main technique to slaying the puss is with his abnormally large pork sword that he calls.......... FRANK
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a basic general mythical story made up by angry argumentative Canadians to gain attention during sessions of hard chat
by asidjazz May 14, 2008
Get the cockline mug.1.) Rosalee is a cockface as she likes penis lobbed in her trap, she also likes it in the turd cuttah but that's not important right now.
Mike likes to play throat yogurt mania in the bathroom of the local rest stop, hence forth mike is cockface.
Rosalee likes playing pin the cock to her forehead at her father's annual rainbow party, she also likes an occasional donkey punch but once again, that's not important right now.
2.)Vladimir is a cockface he smells like a fucking sewer, he wears the same clothes for 5 days straight and he's mean.
Pete slapped Sean in the mouth with his cock, sans permission. This would make Pete a "cockface" for unauthorized forced oral sodomy and running in a parallel effort this would make Sean a "cockface" for having a cock come into contact with his facial region .
Mike likes to play throat yogurt mania in the bathroom of the local rest stop, hence forth mike is cockface.
Rosalee likes playing pin the cock to her forehead at her father's annual rainbow party, she also likes an occasional donkey punch but once again, that's not important right now.
2.)Vladimir is a cockface he smells like a fucking sewer, he wears the same clothes for 5 days straight and he's mean.
Pete slapped Sean in the mouth with his cock, sans permission. This would make Pete a "cockface" for unauthorized forced oral sodomy and running in a parallel effort this would make Sean a "cockface" for having a cock come into contact with his facial region .
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Get the cockface mug.A Quote from the Trey Parker and Matt Stone classic Film "Team America " The term Cockface means someone who is a Tool or a Douchebag or Smartass.
by N andreson December 30, 2005
Get the cockface mug.A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.
rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.
by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008
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