cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003

online cockfest

when you check who's online and there are only guys online

Scott: Hey, whats up Tanner what you doing?
Tanner: I'm on Myspace
Scott: Oh cool, hey check who's online
Tanner: Ok
Scott: Dude it's an online cockfest!

by ChivaMex408 June 27, 2009

cockhustler

when someone likes semen in their butt, and enjoys saying words like MURRRRRRRRRRRR

I should just smack that cockhustler with my shaft, and see him die right before my eyes.

by mr.hunk June 3, 2003

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Cockfist

the act of Masturbation (usually vigorus)

He had a quick Cockfist over the latest penthouse magazine

by mnbvcx74 August 25, 2010

cockerstruddle

the act of placing your cock in icecream and then placing it into a toaster.

"Do I smell baked alaska?" asked Sharon. "No thats just my cock baked into a ("cockerstruddle") ," replied Ozzie

by carlosspiceyweiner October 18, 2010