Cockamole

When you’re about to climax but you pull out and bust a nut on her mole.

Did you just pull a Cockamole on me!

by Cockamole October 21, 2020

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

cockamamie

1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.

1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.

by Polly Tiki January 18, 2005

Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004

Cockamashi

Legendary Homosexual Shogun in ancient Japan.
Cockamashi's apetite often elicited jeers from raiding barbarians.

Cockamashi was the first homosexual shogun.

by Jimi Sennhi September 2, 2008

Cockamainyhoohaa

someone who loves dick so much that whenever the topic is brought up (topic being anything about dicks) they go "HOOHAA!!" in enjoyment and excitement...

Justin: Dude..i hate my cock

Brandon: HOOHAA!

Spencer: u fuckin cockamainyhoohaa

by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME January 15, 2010

cockamamie

Trifling; nearly valueless.

Bond, James Bond, told a cockamamie story.

by Ozzie August 21, 2003