Cockaine

The ejaculate that enters the nose of the eager Blowjob Betty in the process of having her ass coke butt(ered).

Dang! She wouldn't let up, that bitch was on the Cockaine All night long!

by davis.k. January 11, 2009

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

Cockalorum

Someone who shows irrational pride for themselves and unexplainable disgust towards others. Usually small in size, especially penis size.

Wesley thinks he is the best at everything, what a Cockalorum!

by proudconservativeMAGA November 28, 2018

Cockaine

The ejaculate snorted into nostrils of the eager Blowjob Betty in the process of having her ass coke butt(ered).

Dang! She wouldn't let up, that bitch was on the Cockaine All night long!

by david ko. January 31, 2008

cockamole

An insult making no sense nor having any particular meaning.

What a cockamole.

by Aoe November 17, 2003

cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 21, 2013