cobate

To engage in mutual masturbation while in close proximity.

The two of us cobated last night and had simultaneous orgasms.

by amazingnachos May 26, 2009

Cocaine Pants

White cotton pants, typically are slightly tight. These are commonly worn by South American drug lords, in the movies. Owning a pair of cocaine pants, signifies the importance of the individual. They are leg coverings made from high-quality cotton/linen, most likely organic (but not fair trade), these guys don't run a charity.

The pants say "I don't mind killing people who are in my way, but I am still approachable".

Look at any movie about a drug lord like Scarface.

Some Guy:"Hey, nice cocaine pants, where'd you get them?"

Coke Lord: Pimp slaps Guy to the floor "Push drugs, make a mil, then come back to me"

by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

cocaine tiddies

Tiddies that are of the same, similar, or higher quality than Margot Robbie's breasts in the 2013 cinematic film "Wolf of Wall Street" staring Leonardo Decaprio and aformentioned tiddies. Essentially the quality of tiddies required for optimal cocaine enjoyment

Yo I saw this girl today with the best tits today. She looks like she's should star in a Martin Scorsese film. Straight up Cocaine Tiddies

by Cocainetiddies July 10, 2018

Cocaine Gobbler

When A Guy Injects Cocaine Into His Dick Or Balls And Makes You Give Him A Blowjob To Get It Out. Works Especially Well With Airport Security.

Jeb - Bro, I was At This Crazy Party Last Night, And This Guy Injected Cocaine Into His Dick. Those Girls Turned Into Vacuums!

Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!

by Edith The Local Kid Fapper July 10, 2020

Nova Scotia Trench Coat

A Nova Scotia trench coat is where a person is in a comatose state, usually alcohol related, at which point you proceed to remove their trousers, deficate into them, and pull them back on to the original owner.

Person #1: "Hey Bill, I got black out drunk last night and someone shit my pants."
Bill: "Sound like you were the victim of the ol' Nova Scotia trench coat."

by Hunter 21 January 19, 2019

Sugar coat

to make something sound better than it really is.

Jan sugar coated the fact that she was sleeping with Peter's best friend.

by TRUEMicah October 30, 2009

Johnny Sport Coat

"That Guy" that you girlfriend cheats on you with or your ex's new boyfriend. Usually is dressed nice hence the sport coat reference.

"Yo if I see Johnny Sport Coat with her again i'm gonna beat his ass!"

by Matt Ezyk December 3, 2006