Contared

Contared more than retarded used by people named crazy chicken and not knowed by contared people named Daniel benders

Your contared as shit

by Kdjdjxmxm July 5, 2017

Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.

I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.

by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018

combarded

A release of a massive shart thought to be a fart, spreads all over into all different parts.

Man, I just combarded all over when my girl squeezed me.

by Jimbonious March 21, 2021

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

Chitarded

When an Asian guy Lwky slow af

Guy 1: that guy Kevin Nguyen? He’s kinda dumb
Guy 2: yeah he’s chitarded

by Da_Winr April 4, 2025

cutarded

the mixture of being cute and retarded

awww look at her she’s so cutarded 😭

by banananananm October 10, 2025