Skip to main content

clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"
by Pat N. April 11, 2006
mugGet the clusterfuck mug.

Clusterfuck of Suck

A horrible event or task that was a clusterfuck, and also sucked.

Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).

Not really applicable to people.
Brian: Oh god driving in the snow is going to be a clusterfuck of suck.

Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha
by Marshmallowcrew January 21, 2011
mugGet the Clusterfuck of Suck mug.

mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck
Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!
by Greg W August 8, 2006
mugGet the mega clusterfuck mug.

fiasco clusterfuck

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.
Th way RhombusLyn tried posting in social media turned into quite th Fiasco Clusterfuck.
by PantsPls March 30, 2017
mugGet the fiasco clusterfuck mug.

Clusterfuck

South Sudan.. Yes South Sudan its a ginormous Clusterfuck
Wow South Sudan is a Clusterfuck
by Yeetmonkey123 December 7, 2018
mugGet the Clusterfuck mug.

Clusterfuck, USA

A fictional town one visits when all hell is breaking loose.
Billy: The holidays are coming up and you know what that means.
Tom: Yep, all that great food....
Billy: Maybe for you, but Ive got a one way ticket to Clusterfuck, USA
by NewEnglandClamChowder December 11, 2009
mugGet the Clusterfuck, USA mug.

clusterfuckish

Adj: of or having qualities associated with a clusterfuck; namely randomness, a sense of spiraling downward and out of control, deterioration, over-crowding, and nonsense.
"When the clown showed up and the castle started to slide over the cliff, the whole situation seemed a bit clusterfuckish."
by Skavv September 5, 2014
mugGet the clusterfuckish mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email