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Clusterfuck

(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.
"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."
by Poor Badger December 3, 2014
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Clusterfuck

The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure
Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions
by McTalon April 22, 2008
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Clusterfuck

person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!
by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009
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Clusterfuck

n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!

Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.
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Clusterfuck

When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.
Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
by ksolt92 June 6, 2011
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Clusterfuck

Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off
Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"
by ARSECAEKSZLOL June 2, 2008
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Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.
I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs
by BigAng November 14, 2009
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