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Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.
Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.
by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022
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clum baby

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.
by Janny January 13, 2006
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Clermont

A small less known town west of Orlando, Florida. Although twenty years ago the town was made up of orange groves and dirt roads, the little town is now rapidly expanding.
There is a large population of Caucasions, but there is also a growing population of Hispanics and African Americans, that usually come from northern states such as New York or New Jersey.
It has a high school called East Ridge High School, home of the Knights, and right across from it is Lake Sumter, the convenient community college most of the students go to.
Safer than Orlando, but you should still be aware of crimezones.
A popular tourist site only because it is a quiet town and only about thirty to fourty-five minutes from Disney World.
Clermont, FL is famous for it's wanna-be gangs, the Citrus Tower, and the high school's football team.
by ;anonymous April 4, 2009
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Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.
Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006
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clumpnugget

a person who is dumb. ; One who is ablivious to everything.
"you're a clumpnugget"
by realthinker November 17, 2011
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Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.
It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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Clumsy

When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.
When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.
by racerchickie March 10, 2009
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