Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

Clumby

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy

Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY

by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020

not clumsy just dumb

me

Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb

by emothewalter January 20, 2022

Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

by PopsiclesR4TheSummertime May 22, 2005

pot clump

the morning after youve smoked about an ounce of skunk or some (heavy on the throat)resin, and you caugh loads a shit outa your lungs. the clump itself can be compared to gargling with spinal fluid and then spitting it out like mouth wash.

no way you should have seen the siz of the dirty pot clump i caughed up on my way to work.

by ste - unit May 31, 2004

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017