ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.

"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"

by goblowup808 April 12, 2010

Clerks 2

The funniest fucking movie ever!!!!!!!!

Yo i saw clerks 2 the other day it was fucking hilarious

by Nick Loi September 17, 2006

clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004

shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up

Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!

by AF dude March 20, 2008

dj clue

A DJ from New York. DJ clue was born in Jamaica, Queens and began mixing tapes. He has been fucking up songs by putting all the information about the song in a reverb voice and needlessly putting "Desert Storm!" and "New shit from DMX/Ja Rule/LL Cool J/ Jadakiss/etc". His "remixes" are what you almost always get in p2p

Ruff Ryders: World War III
"yeah. The world Famous. DJ Clue. Desert Storm. The great ones. Part three. Fuck'em all. I'm gonna get rest in peace. MN timberwolves. Rest in peace dog.(20 second pause---->) Y'all know how we do. Strictly new shit. You know run this. Kna'mean? Act like you want it. NEW SHIT! Ruff Ryders! Snoop Dog! Jadakiss! Scarface! Yung One!

Start the song already! 55 seconds of bull-shit so I can hear him scream Desert Storm at the worst possible moment? God wants humanity to suffer!

by Gubgubkolkol December 24, 2008

clueless

a) not understanding, no clue
b) greatest chick flick ever made starring alicia silverstone

Like, D'oh, Im totally clueless when it comes to physics
watever! I just rented clueless

by Pheebs October 22, 2003

clue

A synonym for an erection.

"My clue was so huge, I almost spewed clue-goo all over Joe."

by Robert Dorn October 13, 2006