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Strip Clubbed

Being beaten up by a bouncer outside of a strip club for either inappropriate touching or not paying for a private dance because you were too drunk to realize you didn't have enough money beforehand.
I was $7 short on the lap dance so the bitch called over to the bouncer and I got strip clubbed
by K1LLFACE September 8, 2010
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Professional Clubber

Someone that wears a hard hat to the club
Have you seen that guy over there fist pumping in the hard hat? Yeah, that's diamond. He's a professional clubber
by Jenfrew March 30, 2011
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Sugar Cubbie

A sugar cubbie is a clean cut, good looking male under the age of 30, who has a healthy bank account that he uses to spoil his women. Sugar cubbies are often sought out by attractive women in their 30s, often referred to as pumas, not quite old enough to be a cougar, but a cougar in training.
She found herself the best of both worlds in dating that sugar cubbie. He always picks up the tab for dinner AND is still young enough to keep up with her in the sack.
by kpopp December 6, 2011
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clubbing

1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does

2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"

2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"

Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"

Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."
by v1Adds January 4, 2012
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chrysanthemum clubber

A foreigner, esp an American, who goes to Japan to find the "true Japan."

"...A type of bloke who comes to japan and just goes mental, yeah? Fucking plane's barely touched down and they're like running about in kimonos and learning the bloody tea ceremony. They have this notion that Japan is all about samurai and geisha and fucking Zen meditation. That's your chrysanthemum clubber. And it's the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up Japan bashers in the end. Three years on, you find them at the Pig and Whistle crying into their Guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in Japan} is fucked six ways to Sunday." -- Isaac Adamson from "Kinki Lullaby"

Similar to Wapanese but living in Japan instead of America.
Daft bastard was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.
by BTW November 3, 2004
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Clubbing

Violently beating a person in the face with an erect penis.
I was out last night clubbing some thugs.
by Peckr February 28, 2009
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clubbin baby seals

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere
"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."
by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009
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