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Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.
"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."
by IFLEMV September 12, 2013
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closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.
by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
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closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".
Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...
by Willem88 January 1, 2012
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closed-minded

unaccepting of new information or opposing viewpoints. Often basing his or her personal opinions in moral or religious teachings. S/He believes they already have the answer and no longer need to continue learn by intellectual argument. Having faith.
Christians are closed-minded when it comes to accepting scientific evidence regarding evolution.
by Trent Cutler April 15, 2006
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closed dome

The act of taking a crap with the toilet lid down.
Dude, check out the toilet in the third stall. Somebody closed domed all over it.
by cbiskit April 24, 2008
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closed system

When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate
Dude, did you make a closed system just now?
by PeachesNCream July 30, 2008
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closed fist slap

When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.
by croppers July 31, 2011
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