gator clits

An extrordinarirly large clitoris with scales like that of an alligator.

A: "Yo, you fuck dat bitch last night?"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"

by 6 stAt bItChh October 28, 2009

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Coitus Avoidus

Closely related to the cock-block (cockus-blockus). Occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible sexual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. Quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your sexual activity.

I was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw Steve coming in for the kill. Steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her I had a girlfriend, even though I don't. He also told her that I was a born-again Christian, and she shouldn't be tempting me with her sex. It was at that moment I realized Steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.

by B-1368 August 4, 2011

clitussy

The clitussy is when a women and a cat have sex on a bike because it’s a clit and a pussy

Last night I saw a clitussy in the street

by Queen clitussy May 13, 2022

commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

clitsucker

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted

Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.

by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!

Yee-haw!

by TheWiggidy October 30, 2003