cletal

adj: of or pertaining to Cletus. Used to describe someone or something that has inbred, hick, hill-billy or small-town features.

Damn that boy got some cletal features, one of his eyes is below his nose.

Cletal relationship: one where the family tree looks more like a maze.

Cletal cuisine: possums, rattlesnakes, porcupines, skunks.

Cletal mixed grill: deep-fried-roadkill, possum calamari, marsupial salad.

Cletal community: often distinguished by prominence of fireworks superstores, brothel museums, abundance of manufactured homes, multiple RV's per person (fine examples include: Pahrump and Shoshone, CA).

Cletal vehicle: pickup truck.

by funkjunky October 20, 2007

Cleter

Definition One: The name Peter Griffin but the P is replaced with a CL emoji

Definition Two: A name used to replace anything offensive

Definition Three: When you feel awkward, and don't know what to say

Example One:

Person 1: Do you want to come over, Fucker?

Person 2: It would be an honour, CLETER!!!

Example Two:

My crush told me to buzz off. Therefore, I responded by saying CLETER!!!

by Beter Fat August 9, 2018

Cletcha

School

I’m not going to cletcha today

by Wee loc’s December 24, 2021

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

st cletus

this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.

friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?

friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD

friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf

by anonymous kid who hates cletus September 23, 2019

yetus the cletus

a way of saying oh my goodness this is bootiful or can be used as a nick name for someone who like flamingo and has mastered the yeet can aslo be used in other ways :)

Yetus the cletus come see these birds there so cool

by Yetus the Cletus August 29, 2019

clete

Someone who is gay but isn't out of the closet yet, Hires male escorts and goes to gay bars

Man - Hi are you gay?
clete - no i just like sucking dicks
Man - fuck your a clete!!

by matt898989 January 27, 2009