n.
a type of clothing that centers on "classic" items like long kahki skirts, polo shirts. not revealing. amish? added onto a
sheltered, happy attitude
a type of clothing that centers on "classic" items like long kahki skirts, polo shirts. not revealing. amish? added onto a
sheltered, happy attitude
by Kiersten May 22, 2004
NEO-CLASSICAL: It's new age classical music.
Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
"24 Capricci Per Violino Solo and Speed Metal Symphony are fucking awesome."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
by subhumanrhythm November 09, 2007
1. Hemdale is a classic grind act.
2. how about i put it this way, classical variations as well as themes all tied into one.
2. how about i put it this way, classical variations as well as themes all tied into one.
by sloponaknob88 April 18, 2003
Another dumb statement that people online make, usually about a new album, in most cases that they haven't even heard yet.
1.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!
2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.
3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!
2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.
3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022
by SHO4(Life) January 03, 2004
by GangSTAR Unit May 04, 2005
Considered a type of music however unlike music it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics about bustin' a whitey's ass with lead!
Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth.
The majority of listeners are old people who refuse to move on because if they heard how good new music was compared to this dribble they would kill themselves because it would undoubtably prove we live in the greatest generation. Classical Music is so old, it was made when John Lennon wasn't a corpse (I know that he is a rock loser but they were all invented at the creation of the universe.)
Everybody knows that Mozart only got famous when he started beefing with the Beethoven man. During their sets, they would get semi-naked girls to dance around on the piano unlike the true artists of today who let their beautiful masterpieces speak for themselves.
Anyone can make classical music.
1: Think of some random notes (Not even beats!)
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 25 of ya gang around
4: Give them a violin or trombone or something else (NOT a turntable to be seen!)
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some director who is old to play it during their movie.
8 Mile is the best movie ever made and that ended with 'Lose Yourself'. No Classical in that. Only REAL music.
The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would focus more on the wicked beats than the plot.
2: All directors are older than 30 because they lived when dinosaurs ate people but unfortunely they lived.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too much dignity to let their art be given to shitty films like 'Civtizen Cane'
Classical only used to be popular because it was 'cool' at the time and true music like rap wasn't invented yet.
Emotional music comes from the heart, not from fucking black dots written on a paper with lines.
Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts? I rest my case.
Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth.
The majority of listeners are old people who refuse to move on because if they heard how good new music was compared to this dribble they would kill themselves because it would undoubtably prove we live in the greatest generation. Classical Music is so old, it was made when John Lennon wasn't a corpse (I know that he is a rock loser but they were all invented at the creation of the universe.)
Everybody knows that Mozart only got famous when he started beefing with the Beethoven man. During their sets, they would get semi-naked girls to dance around on the piano unlike the true artists of today who let their beautiful masterpieces speak for themselves.
Anyone can make classical music.
1: Think of some random notes (Not even beats!)
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 25 of ya gang around
4: Give them a violin or trombone or something else (NOT a turntable to be seen!)
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some director who is old to play it during their movie.
8 Mile is the best movie ever made and that ended with 'Lose Yourself'. No Classical in that. Only REAL music.
The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would focus more on the wicked beats than the plot.
2: All directors are older than 30 because they lived when dinosaurs ate people but unfortunely they lived.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too much dignity to let their art be given to shitty films like 'Civtizen Cane'
Classical only used to be popular because it was 'cool' at the time and true music like rap wasn't invented yet.
Emotional music comes from the heart, not from fucking black dots written on a paper with lines.
Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts? I rest my case.
NOT music: Ludwig Van Beethoven
Music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game (Not so much now, since 50 cent is the best and 50 cent hates The Game, that means he sucks, even the old stuff is now crap)
Music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game (Not so much now, since 50 cent is the best and 50 cent hates The Game, that means he sucks, even the old stuff is now crap)
by Real Gangsta in da House July 12, 2005