clapslepsia

The condition when some one is unable to clap along with a beat or rhythm.

Kenneth never claps at concerts anymore, because his friends would make fun of his clapslepsia.

by murfsurf April 25, 2010

Clagnutella

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

by smoak June 30, 2014

cramin clams

the act of rubbing two vaginas together with out any use of sex toys or vegtables of any sort.

dood 1:holy shit!look at these two girls go at it doggy style!

dood 2:yea,no strap on?gotta be cramin clams.

by rottenhamland August 4, 2006

rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

Clamstimony

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.

"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."

by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004