cantasy

A sex fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circumstances prevent it.

My wife won't ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.

by coconut2010 May 8, 2010

Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.

"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"

by marc nofler January 2, 2007

Chintastic

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake

Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

cuntasm

when a typically nice, friendly female has short, intense bursts of bitchy behavior

"What's wrong with Lisa?"

"I don't know. She's always in such a good mood but everytime I even look at her she has a cuntasm and turns into a bitch."

by Hoot Clark December 3, 2009

Cyntasia

The best friend that any one could have, really nice, funny and beautiful. She is not scared by any horror movie but she is completely terrified by the Pretty Little Liars theme song, don't sing that song or she will go crazy. She is a gg..............

Cyntasia will always have on cute shoes.

by cheese105 January 9, 2014

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

cuntasmagorical

Unbelievabley Great. To have an unearthly moment in unbelivability. To enjoy something so much that your face will fall into your mouth.

'Wow- That was just Cuntasmagorical'

by Sparky Lyons September 4, 2006