cigarettes after sex

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday

"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

by belle1024 May 19, 2021

cigarettes

designed by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly.

"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!

by PoDuck March 17, 2005

jazz cigarette

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

Cigar

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.

by oh shit i'm dead February 5, 2005

Cigarette Virgin

Never had a cigarette, most people lose it ages 14 to 16.

Bob: Hey Joe, do you smoke?
Joe: Nah, I'm still a cigarette virgin.
Bob: I lost my cigarette virginity last night.

by Thegreatgeno May 3, 2009

cigareservation

A Native-American reservation, or a publicly accessible segment thereof, which exists or appears to exist primarily to purvey cheap tobacco products and/or alcohol.

We had to drive two hours out of Vegas to find a halfway decent cigareservation; all the nearer ones have gone upscale.

by Shiney November 27, 2005

Cigarbage

When you fail to ash your cigar in time and the ashes fall outside of the ash tray onto your shirt, table, floor, etc.

Chuck was smoking his cigar and failed to ash his cigar in time, and ended up with cigarbage on his shirt.

by N8ER July 9, 2009