Cigarbage
When you fail to ash your cigar in time and the ashes fall outside of the ash tray onto your shirt, table, floor, etc.
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CIGARBAGE
A hand rolled cigarette using the left over tobacco found inside the cigarette butt where the Crack is hidden. You break them open and use the resonated tobacco from the cigarette butts found in the ashtray.
CIGARBAGE by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024
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Cigarbage • cigarage • carbage • iGarbage • carbage bag • carbageddon • Carbage diet • carbage disposal • cegabage • Charbage
carbageddon
1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.
2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.
2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.
Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.
Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.
Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.
carbageddon by chasingariel September 10, 2011
Carbage
A distastefully and/or poorly modified car. Modifications usually include garish colour schemes, poorly designed/ill-fitting body kits, stupid spoilers (unaerodynamic aerodynamic aids), hideous alloy wheels/spinners (which may be too large for the car, preventing the front wheels from actually turning) and unfeasibly large exhausts creating illeagal noise levels. The car may be driven around whilst still being in the process of said modifications. Look out for unpainted primmer, filler and dodgy patches of respray!
Carbage is often created from 10-year-old-plus cheap cars such as a: Nova, Escort, Fiesta, 205, etc, but is not exclusively limited to this end of the automobile spectrum. Plenty of expensive cars have also been bastardized through this process.
Carbage is usually driven by the common chav, who thinks that their "wheels"/creation is the dogs bollocks. Chavs take their ride to a cruise/krooz (or mcdonalds car park) to show it to other equally unsavoury folk.
The word Carbage is believed to have first appeared on the BBC Top Gear website, where there is an extensive gallery of prime examples.
The easy way of spotting a piece of Carbage from the cheap end of the spectrum is that by all appearances it seems to have had an accident in the Ripspeed department of Halfords.
Carbage is often created from 10-year-old-plus cheap cars such as a: Nova, Escort, Fiesta, 205, etc, but is not exclusively limited to this end of the automobile spectrum. Plenty of expensive cars have also been bastardized through this process.
Carbage is usually driven by the common chav, who thinks that their "wheels"/creation is the dogs bollocks. Chavs take their ride to a cruise/krooz (or mcdonalds car park) to show it to other equally unsavoury folk.
The word Carbage is believed to have first appeared on the BBC Top Gear website, where there is an extensive gallery of prime examples.
The easy way of spotting a piece of Carbage from the cheap end of the spectrum is that by all appearances it seems to have had an accident in the Ripspeed department of Halfords.
1. That Nova is a piece of Carbage!
2. Who would bastardize a Lexus with Burberry Stripes?! What a piece of fucking Chav carbage!
3.Did you see all those cars in McDonalds? What a load of absolute carbage!
2. Who would bastardize a Lexus with Burberry Stripes?! What a piece of fucking Chav carbage!
3.Did you see all those cars in McDonalds? What a load of absolute carbage!
Carbage by The Two Dons October 15, 2006
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