Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

by Bruv effect May 9, 2018

Chumling

When two gay men put one clear tube in each others ass at the same time and shit in it, they then take the tube out and blow in to an end each to try force the shit in to each others mouth. The first person to end up with a mouth full of shit loses.

Nathan Bath and Patrick Tasker heard about chumling so decided to spice things up in the bedroom and try it out for themselves. They both did it wrong and sucked instead of blew and both ended up with a mouth full of shit but they werent too worried because they both love the taste of each others asses.

by Lovell22 April 28, 2021

Chumping

Cuming in ones ear then drinking it with a straw

Sam loves chumping with blake

by Garfield.com April 17, 2024

Chumping

To complete a task with great ease despite its assumed difficulty

Dude that looks so hard, he's totally chumping it

by Bucket1ord May 24, 2024

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

aaron champlin

A fucktard that only fucks his wife and Jack's off

Aaron champlin is a weirdo

by Good boy 999 December 14, 2019