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Christopher Hitchens

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!
Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.
by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011
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Christler

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.
by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012
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Christopher Owens

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.
by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011
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Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.
Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.
by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023
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Christhel

This Christhel is a great person they could be your best friend that will have you laughing or unforgettable lover depends on how you treated them. just know if they rock with you they will step ten toes behind you at all times. Dont be alarmed by their beauty it can be intimidating
This classmate of mine is cute loyal and funny they a christhel for sure!
by akliyah December 30, 2020
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Christopher Columbus

"hmm I wonder who Christopher Columbus is.."
"hes a bitch."
by anonymous November 10, 2021
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