Christopher Owens

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.

"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."

by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011

Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023

christopher walken

The opposite of Christopher Reeves.

"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL

by Coell September 6, 2005

Christopher Columbus

a bitch.

"hmm I wonder who Christopher Columbus is.."
"hes a bitch."

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Christopher Scarver

The guy who killed Jeffery Dahmer (and another inmate, Jesse Anderson) in prison. He beat them to death with a broom while all three were cleaning a bathroom. Scarver said he was the "son of God", acting on his "father's" command to kill.

Christopher Scarver did us all a favor.

by RawrItsPanda November 15, 2009

Chilling With Christopher Robin

1) Literally means hanging out with the fictional character, Christopher Robin, from Winnie the Pooh.
2) Smoking Weed

"Yo John, what's up?"
"Just Chilling with christopher robin."
"Huh?"
"Smoking weed, want some?"

by Chris Robin September 14, 2008

Christopher

Christopher is the most caring and loving person ever. He is drop dead handsome and veryyyy romantic. Id never trade my Christopher for anything. I am following him too college and encouraging his dreams. When we get married im having his kid. I want to grow old with him. He makes my heart skip so many beats and makes me dizzy. I hope everyone finds a soul mate that is as perfect to them as my Christopher is to me. He is my best friend, boyfriend, and fiancee. Im blown away by his talents, and i always like to brag about how wonderful he is. To people it is very clear we are in love. I beat myself up inside when i hurt him, he deserves perfection.

1. What drug do you take?

I take Christopher.

2. Christopher is my lover.

by Angel912 October 16, 2011