christecular dental hydrophlosion

sucking chris's ballz too much resulting in ballz teeth. surgery required to fix

ballz face dubc christecular dental hydrophlosion"

by jerome87 February 24, 2009

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Christmeth

A day where many methheads gather together & smoke meth.

Junkie 1: "what are you doing this christmeth?"

Junkie 2: "smoking meth of course!"

by Noodlesnoodle March 23, 2016

Christheth1rd

A guy that types on discord, watches streams on Twitch and sometimes YouTube,he even watches videos on YouTube! He also plays games and he is awesome! He's also kinda bad in Hollow Knight but eh not bad. Anyways, cool dude online

Hey dude! Christheth1rd is here! *Wait no he's gonna ping chat reviversss noooooo*

by pogammaybechris December 9, 2020

Christeta

Christeta is a bhaddie with a heart. Christeta is also someone who is independent, hardworking and she can also pull off anything. Christeta is someone who puts family first. Christeta is the best at everything she does. Christeta is the definition of a boss B with a huge heart.

My mom's name is Christeta!

by Therealbhaddie February 28, 2021

Chrisonette

One of the most amazing person on the planet, trustworthy, beautiful, smart And absolutely fucking sexy! This bad bitch can take your man away with a smile!

Why the fish is chrisonette so sexy 😏

by Black kid with no jokes November 24, 2021

christatist

A person who believes that human beings are incapable of being 'good' without a god or a society of 'god fearing people' to ensure your 'goodness' via laws, regulation, and the definition of things like 'marriage'.

The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.

by JKB619 January 21, 2014