chooseday

Unknown english slang that means a apecific day of the week... On face value sounds like a day of the week but is not that particular day...

I will see you on chewsday, or chooseday....

Sounds like tuesday... Only a way to use a play on words... Now it becomes like meetimg a person at a corner of two parallel streets and chooseday ...

Then later you will be normally thinking and nominate a date that is choosing a day...

It may also mean cjuisday as some dialect that means a special day of being shown how there is a timeframe and if you wont choose day then you are too intellectually redundant to be anything more meaningful than two words that sound like a day of the week...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

Crossed Legs

When A woman crosses her legs to stop a man from pulling out, normally a hooker.

I hired a great hooker last night, but now I'm worried because she had crossed legs.

by mememememer February 19, 2011

Crossed

A plague that causes its victims to carry out their most evil thoughts. Carriers of the virus are known as the Crossed due to a cross-like rash that appears on their faces. This contagion is primarily spread through bodily fluids, which the Crossed have used to great effect by treating their weapons with it.

The crossed run amok, killing, raping, and maiming. Aircrafts were crashed into buildings, nuclear power plants were intentionally blown up and families and friends butchered each other with whatever weapons they could find.

by WalkerTalker12 August 7, 2012

crossed over

when one has indulged in mind altering substances and moves to another state of mind

Far out bruz I crossed over hard last night, nummie nummies

by shujon March 28, 2015

Crossed the Sound

When you tongue punch a black girl’s fart box after a Mexican Buffett and then make out with her.

Yo bro, do you have a breath mint? I just crossed the sound.

by Joemo1994 December 14, 2019

Chessed

To be seriously tricked, cheated, out skilled or outwitted by a person in a devious manner, leaving you feeling really stupid and rather embarrassed.

Yo bro, so I've been droppin my girl off at night to the 24 hour gym but I've just found out... the bitch only goes inside to order a taxi to see next man!! She been fuckin chessin me this whole time!

Last week I went shopping with my girl to get creams and deodorant for her dying uncle, as she went to visit him in London... bro, tell me why I found used plane tickets to Amsterdam for the same weekend in her handbag? She fuckin chessed me!

by azzc February 28, 2020