cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 07, 2023

Pince-Nez on a chook

A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.

"That's genius mate, Pince-Nez on a chook!"

by SenorVittorio October 04, 2021

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 30, 2003

ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

by Hitso November 29, 2017

Pooka Chook

A hate group targeted to a little asain loster.

dude, that asain is a big ass pooka chook

by JoHannah May 21, 2003

Chook

Aussie slang for weed,

Eddie: just go and have some chook man

by brock jones November 12, 2014

Chook

to puncture, stab or insert in any object or person

he chook me with the needle

by TriniDon868 April 18, 2024