A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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Get the choners mug.The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
by Nick D October 27, 2004
Get the the biggest chokers in history mug.illiterate beings who hang around memorial gardens in mytholmroyd and public toilets, they are munters.go near them if u want a cheap nite.
"errrrre u startin?i herd u slaggin of mi mum, ey ey ey u bein cheeky, u wnat a piece of me" (oh dear)
by duno October 22, 2004
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by odogo January 17, 2004
Get the chicken choker mug.A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.
Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!
Help get deez coofers away from me!
If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!
I'm a coofer...
Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?
We're all coofers!
Help get deez coofers away from me!
If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!
I'm a coofer...
Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?
We're all coofers!
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020
Get the Coofer mug.Mostly used in conversations when someone is giving you bad vibes. For example when the person you're with is being rude to the waittress. The definition of being a Choerd is when people could not possibly last more than 24 hours with you in one room, they would litterally rather kill themselves. When someone behaves terribly ill mannered or is just a total dick, that peron is a Choerd. You would rather commit suicide then spend more than 24 hours with this person.
Jeez Brad don't be such a fuckin Choerd, no one likes them.
Omg Karen is such a Choerd, she totally got mad at the cashier when she needed to wear a facemask.
You're such a Choerd Harry, i would rather die then put up with your shit much longer.
Omg Karen is such a Choerd, she totally got mad at the cashier when she needed to wear a facemask.
You're such a Choerd Harry, i would rather die then put up with your shit much longer.
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