An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.
I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.
by fredcasa April 3, 2011
Get the cockblocktail mug.When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.
Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
by XanderALX March 11, 2009
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1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
Get the cockblock mug.When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.
"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010
Get the Cockblocked By Association mug.When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
by SinisterL August 3, 2010
Get the Compton Cockblock mug.A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008
Get the Captain CockBlocker mug.When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.
"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
by Touzinsky December 3, 2009
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