by Boonaloo May 23, 2016
Get the choach mug.Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.
Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.
Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.
As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.
Townies hate us for some reason.
To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.
Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.
As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.
Townies hate us for some reason.
To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."
Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."
Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."
Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."
Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
by Old Alum June 27, 2008
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My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.
by TenFold July 18, 2009
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by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008
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by spitplug November 16, 2021
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Eww - that rotten pickle is such a choafbag!
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"Did you hear about that guy who steals big screen TV's?"
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by bipean December 21, 2008
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Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.
Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.
by Nesnah February 12, 2009
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