Chia Pet

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.

by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

by AugmentedCactus September 30, 2010

chia pet

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

by chia pet of death April 16, 2003

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

Chia pet

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

by Jdeluc2224 December 07, 2013

Chia boobs

Huge milkers

Damn, check out her chia boobs!

by Nnintheljb November 22, 2021