Chess

The game that depends on your life. The game you lose at. This game is precious,more precious than memes, this game relies on you are the games owner, you are the games father. this game is in your hands

Guy 1:wanna play chess
Guy 2:you know how dangerous that is

by Nesquikkid October 12, 2019

Cum chess

You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.

Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.

by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021

Nigger Chess

a chess player that attacks without strategy, attacking irrelevant pieces with no actual thought of winning the game

I was playing chess with August yesterday, when he took my pawn, I realized he plays Nigger Chess.

by OneLineBanditakaBobbyFisher July 20, 2010

Chesca

she's my bestfriend

she co-represents LOVE or any of the like.

A pronoun for awesome. She also is a noun and an adjective.

she's beautiful and she will rock your socks off with her dance moves!

You're shirt is sooooo Chesca.

Oh my god I love your outfit it's so chesca.

Hi chesca, you're my bestfriend.

by Mr. Paolo May 4, 2011

To Chessnut

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".

I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!

by Wardje September 9, 2007

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011

Chess Incantation

The act of chanting, singing, recitation you make in the course of a chess game (usually in fun blitz chess and Bullet Chess Formats) just to motivate oneself to win.

John enjoys chess incantation when playing blitz chess.

Don't distract me with your chess incantation.

Chess Incantation spurs me to win more online chess games.

by FawolizzoChess April 10, 2020